LOVE: love is fickle, at times beautiful & drunk, heres a few thangs Me learnts:
1. Locking the object of ones affections in a portaloo and threatening them u'll tip it over if they dont be ur friend doesnt work, I tried this with Heath Ledgers sister Amy once, to this day she calls me weirdo. THE CORRECT USE OF A PORTALOO: Gibbo has this down pat, the same day Me Lock-ed Amy in the loo, Gibbo pushed a portaloo over while the guy from Violet femmes was taking shit, he was coated in feces, sperm, urine and dirty needles, Gibbo (not his real name (DUH!)) went on to rock out this festival to early in the day , for a redneck bluegrass band....
Revenge: Revenge or Vengence, Hell, even a good old fashioned Vendetta, its pretty fuckin sweet.
The portaloo (or portapotty as we calls it in Amerikkka) is a great invention, sadly they didnt have them at Mondo Cane in the park, or we probably wouldve pushed it over whilst Joe was doing wotever perversion that the tight ass , who ripped me off over a bottle of cheap cats piss wine, was doin in the portaloo. Ill get him back....
RELIGION: I have had religious experiences, Jesse always used to tell me,the true religion: it was a mixture of Satanism, Zen Buddhism and the belief Jesse was the son of god sent to earth to die for my sins and rise from the grave to roll up a spliff of the lords finest Orange Kush, kinda fucked with my head after a while, but it was better than the christian dogma my faggot foster dad spewed all day and night, faggot or not, he was a BORE , a white trash bore, with more AVO's than a womans refuge.
MUSIK: Music rocks, I love country music (not hillbilly) , metal, folk, psycedelia, musicals, music is god, music cheers me up, We used to sing whilst we toiled in the fields, gospel, irish nationalist songs, most music is good, as a musican, the enemy of all good live acts is the horrid infliction: THE BOGAN.... Bogans hate teenyboppers, i hate teenyboppers with no taste, Bogans are stupid, they rag on Teenyboppers for wearing band t-shirts, fuck them, they support a band, good for them, money in the bank.... Thanks for yer Time xox Donkey Cock
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