dinosaur rock n dope fiends

they shit me, rock stars, satirists piss me off more, alligory and hyperbole have a place in popular culture, just in small doses. anyways me and u have alot in common dear reader, we're both human (some would argue subhuman) and the humanist outlook in reference to satire negates a whole quadrant of underated acts, both mytholojikal and real. take donkey cock for example, he's been in a shit load of bands: nearly all just solo acts but these names are gnarly: Pihranalingus (a semi riot goy act) atomik Vadgee (similar yet worse), cannibal chikens and the wasabi dildo's (a weenish band) , Soulfista ( a rare country rock/pisstake act) Soulfista was a spontaneous rock n roll fluke, badness was tuning joinseys geet to a very complex tuning, Joinsey was getting drunk and the band was ready to go, so Badness starts jamming, the aucostic geet man wasnt havin a 'nigger' on  stage with him, cue rascist outburst ( badness finds it funny cos he aint black and is mostly irish) , the crowd roars as the rock from badnessz geet drowns out the pussy hillbillys crappy ballad, some drunk yobbo screams "shut up and get off stage", so badness freestyles a song called :' shut up n get off stage", Uncle Bloodnut jumps up and smiles his rat with a gold tooth smile, "soulfista" is borne.... they played about 2 or 3 shows, witha whole buncha fakers, some try to mime to d.c.'s geet,, some have crappy reasons for banning chord structures and techniques, so it fails (for now) another example of dinosaur rock, damnation awaits but we dont care, as long as we get a limo and our oranj hair.....