December sux

I know it aint december yet, however i haves a gripe (surprise!) all my neices and nefews is born or gunnaa be born in december, as if presents werent styngy enuff @ that time-o-year, I had a dream; I woke cursing my brother and sista (U BASTARDS!) flamin sagitarians, dont get me wrong, love is the best birfday present and christmas is ment 2 b abouts givin... give me a freakin break, nyways they is just lucky i get great presents via fan mail or id be way more pissed off, I wonder if my understudy/double gets presents on my birthday? really makes me almost think, but negator, i dont think, people who think have too much time on their hands , neon orgasms & everpresent degradation awaits me come december..... BAH HUMBUG!