Friday 23 November 2012

Love, deceit & strip poker

Dutch door action. yup, those bitches know how to party, anyways, Donkey Cock wrote a love song or sonnet for his gal Nell, A: cos he's a romantic cunt & B: cos hes a literary primate... so heres goes;
Were tha best pardners this worlds ever seen together were Mr & Mrs Boombastic, but sometimes its hard to find time to tell u, u aint spastic, ur the bloom of my heart, ur mind body n soul are fantastic, Ive got the gal, she's gunna tear us apart, Ive got the gal, she's gunna declare jihad on my heart.

Now if that is not the most romantic drivel ever to spew out on da internet, hell, dang.....
it may not be tennison, but who can beat that fella? the man was a god.
my elbows hurt, my gonads are fluctuating in size, my brother wont play with me.... wot?

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